Don't you dare have non-smark approved fun with wrestling

Now, I get the logic behind hijacking boring shows. If the show ain't fun, you have to make your own fun or else you've spent considerable money on a ticket just to sit in a chair being bored to death. This is wrestling, not a doctor's waiting room. It's supposed to be fun, stupid fun at that. So, when RAW comes to town and everyone's having a good time, all's well right? In theory, yes. Unless you bear a chip on your shoulder
because someone you'd like to see pushed isn't being pushed. Then the show becomes badwrongfun, and oh boy! If you're having badwrongfun, you're a brainless cow unworthy of watching wrestling! Seriously, the gall on these casual fans, who dare have fun when they ought to be chanting for the return of Daniel Bryan, who ought to be chanting for our Lord and Savior CM Punk! They are sheep, addled by the poison spewed by Vince McMahon's propaganda machine.

This needs to be fought. Ignorance of the art of wrestling among the masses cannot be allowed. A grassroots effort must take place at schools, little children must grow up learning about technical holds and flips and kicks and spots and workrate. The time for Yes! movements is over, we must go in deeper if we want musclebound men doing non-athletic, non-MMA pish off our screens. History should cover the art of wrestling's spread in Japan, when the Empire of the Rising Sun took the hand of a dying sport, riddled with men in tights slamming each other and cutting pandering promos, transformed it into a true art, where a man is expected to die for the business rather than protect himself. That's the caliber of men we need, and we were cheated of a beautiful death in the ring when that Samoan savage, Roman Reigns, was booked to go over Daniel Bryan! How dare they go against a man dying for wrestling at the greatest stage of them all against Brock Lesnar! He got over ORGANICALLY with the Yes! movement started on Twitter by the WWE! Not like Roman Reigns who was pushed to the moon!

This is what we want! You're not welcome in wrestling, you dirty casuals! The ratings are going down because of you and your terrible taste! Go watch ROH, NJPW, DGUSA, CZW, NWA, GFW, OHV, TNA for two years and THEN consider paying for a RAW ticket!